Last time we saw our hero Rev. Clockslip, he was taking advantage of the hospitality of yours truly while embroiled in a messy doctrinal dispute with his incredibly orthodox wife. The situation has now changed dramatically, whether for better or worse I’ll let you decide. On Sunday the good Reverend once again took his place [...]
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Mrs. Clockslip
June 3, 2007
For more than a week now, Reverend Clockslip and I have been on-again off-again bedfellows due to the ever unfolding drama of his estrangement with Mrs. Clockslip. Petunia Clockslip is a woman of strict doctrinal rigor, her orthodoxy defended with the ardor of a blushing maid. My friend the Reverend, who I shall call Henry, [...]
A Development
May 19, 2007
I had up till now cherished the comforting assumption that the next person I shared a bed with would be Lorelai. This assumption has turned out to unfounded. With some regret I must announce that my new bedfellow is in fact a fellow. To be more specific, Reverend Clockslip slept in my bed last night. [...]
Sunday Morning
March 26, 2007
I wrote last about a woman, but in this entry I must digress from that pleasant subject and relate one of my weekly rituals. I went to church. Do not stare so. Yes, I went to church, as I do nearly every week, though I am afraid you may consider my motives less than pious. [...]
Hello world!
March 7, 2007
And so it begins. I don’t know what to write. Self-doubt sets in. The medium seems flawed. And yet our hero will soldier through.
