So you may be wondering (You? Who is “you?” I like to imagine you being an intensely interested and intensely beautiful woman, very like Lorelai, but more interested. Of course I was just about to tell “you” about Lorelai, wasn’t I?) what happened with Lorelai, that is, the woman I met at the café. Well, funny you should ask. You see, Lorelai and I are currently engaged in a relationship. That is, we are: together, seeing each other, dating, a couple, an item, going out, and not having sex.
Fortunately, as compensation for that last item, I am intensely fascinated by her and content for now to bask in the mystery of womanhood, not to mention keeping my less-than-impressive physique under wraps for now. There is nothing worse than getting naked too soon.
